31 Mar 09 The Hitmaker: a primer

The Hitmaker puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you . . . the only difference is that once his pants are on, he makes The Hits!

Who The Hitmaker?
The Hitmaker is a remixer/reinventor of classic rock anthems–the Copernicus of hooks, the Galileo of beats. Let’s break it down this way: The Hitmaker puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you . . . the only difference is that once his pants are on, he makes The Hits.
The Hitmaker has been featured on Triple F Unlimited’s Underground Railroad Vol 7 “Mixtape” CD and the TuneTank ElectroDance Express CD created specially for the Amsterdam Dance Event.

Get Your Merch On: Buy The Hitmaker gear at the CafePress The Hitmaker store.

Answers to some common questions….

When I listen to dope beats and phat grooves, I become entranced and can’t concentrate on my work. Can you offer any guidance?
Yes. We can help you by instructing you to steer clear of music by The Hitmaker™, especially the new record, Don’t Stop Believin’ (featuring Deen Castronovo). Also, don’t go to moe concerts, listen XFM radio in London, or listen to DJ Poseur spin—all of which are situations in which you may be exposed to the music of The Hitmaker. In fact, you might want to avoid clubs and radio altogether.

I do not want my rump rocked, nor do I want my booty shaken. Can you help?
Yes. We advise you to avoid listening to anything by The Hitmaker™, and be particularly wary of the “Roll With the Changes” remix.

I heard that The Hitmaker remixed The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band–is this true?
Yes. The project is called The Hitmaker’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

I am afraid of getting The Hitmaker’s music on my iPod–is there a way to prevent it from getting on there ?
Start by not buying the songs from the iTunes Music Store.

How can I avoid purchasing your CD?
In your situation, we recommend that you abstain from clicking the links to CD Baby, which inevitably lead to you purchasing the records.

I want to wear clothes that are not cool The Hitmaker™ gear. Can you tell me how?
Yes, just wear anything that doesn’t come from the official The Hitmaker™ merch shop.

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